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<div style="MARGIN:0cm 0cm 0pt;FONT-FAMILY:serif;FONT-SIZE:12pt;">RECTUM STRETCHER (if
you don't
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<div style="MARGIN:0cm 0cm 0pt;FONT-FAMILY:serif;FONT-SIZE:12pt;">at this one, there is
something wrong.)


While she was
"flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over
a







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a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.







<div style="MARGIN:0cm 0cm 0pt;FONT-FAMILY:serif;FONT-SIZE:12pt;">The cop pulled her
over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing




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<div id="yui_3_2_0_1_1329906744314140" style="MARGIN:0cm 0cm 0pt;FONT-FAMILY:serif;FONT-SIZE:12pt;">smirk we all know
and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she
replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah,"
said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum
stretcher," she responded.
The cop
stammered, "A What? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a







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do?"
"Well," she
said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to two







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then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from
side







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get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
it,







<div style="MARGIN:0cm 0cm 0pt;FONT-FAMILY:serif;FONT-SIZE:12pt;">until it's about 6
feet wide."
"And just
what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he
asked.
"You give him
a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic
Ticket - £130.00
Court Costs
- £200.00
Look on the
Cop's Face? PRICELESS
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