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Talking
Centipede



A
single
guy decided life would be more
fun

if
he
had a pet.



So he
went to the
pet store

and
told
the owner

that
he
wanted to buy an unusual
pet.



After
some
discussion,

he
finally
bought a talking
centipede,

(100-legged
bug),

which
came
in a little white box

to
use
as his house.



He
took the box
back home,

found
a
good spot for the box,

and
decided
he would start off

by
taking
his new pet

to
church
with him.



So he
asked the
centipede in the box,

"Would
you
like to go

to
church
with me today?

We
will
have a good
time."




But
there
was no answer

from
his
new pet.



This
bothered him a
bit,

but
he
waited a few minutes

and
then
asked again,

"How
about
going

to
church
with me

and
receive
blessings?"




But
again,

there
was
no answer

from
his
new friend and pet.

So
he
waited

a
few
minutes more,

thinking
about
the situation.



The
guy
decided

to
invite
the centipede

one
last
time.



This
time

he
put
his face up against

the
centipede's
house and shouted,

"Hey,
in
there!

Would
you
like to go

to
church
with me

and
learn
about God?"

...
YOU
ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS
.......



This
time,

a
little
voice

came
out
of the box,

"I
heard
you the first F****** time!

I'm putting
my shoes on!"





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Edited by: davy
 
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