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Couple in lounge and the hubby is flicking thro the TV channels
footy.... porn..... footy..... porn..... footy...
wife says for FS leave it on the porn channel,
you know how to play football.

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Paddys wedding night
his new bride is lying naked,
legs spread on the bed.
She says "You know what I want" ............................
Paddy replies "All the bed by the look of it"
 

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There's a new craze hitting the Glesga pubs.

Girls are puttin jelly vodka up their vaginas and havin blokes suck it out with straws.

Police and health authorities are now worried about the affects of minge drinkin !
 
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