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Billy was watching tv up in his room and came down stairs and asks his father,

"Dad what's love juice ? "

His father looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex and why a womans vagina gets wet.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad asks, "So what were you watching on your tv "

Billy replies, "Wimbledon"
 

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More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimers research !
By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no f*cking idea why.


How unlucky is my friend she hasn't had sex with a man for years in case of catching a disease and now she has caught E coli from a cucumber.



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My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the f**k can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid cow.




The best engine in the world is the fanny.
It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger & every 4 weeks does its own oil change.
It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental.   


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