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Tommy got kicked out of the maths class today
Maths Teacher asks Tommy a question
"Tommy if I gave you twenty pounds
and you gave five to Linda
five to Katy
and five to Sharon
what would you have ? "
Apparently "3 blowjobs and
enough left for a kebab"
was not the answer
the teacher was looking for !!
 

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There's more cum eer.

How many animals can you fit into a pair of Ladies jeans
2 calfs, 1 beaver, 1 ass,
1 pussy, countless hares,
the occasional cock and a fish no one can find !
 

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Its the way a tell um

2 whales overturn a ship using their blow holes
"Shall we eat the crew ?" Asked Mr Whale.
"Absolutely not" said Mrs whale.
"I might do blow jobs but I dont swallow seamen"
 

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Just one more honest



The correct insurance companies of sex ........................
Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust
Sex with your secretary - Employers Liability.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex on the phone - Direct Line.
Sex with your biographer - Quote me happy.
Sex in a hurry - Insure & Go
Sex with your boyfriend - Standard Life.
Sex with a transvestite - Confused. Com
Sex with someone different - compare. Com
 
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