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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60.

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10lb potato bags.

Then try 50lb bags, and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100lb bag in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.).

After you feel confident, at that level, try putting a potato in each bag.
 

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I don't want to worry anybody BUT.... When I was a kid I read a story about God flooding the world and when it was all over he was very sorry and said he wouldn't do it again but next time he would just set it all on fire!!! Just saying like....
 

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Husband and Wife were out shopping in a busy pre-xmas shopping center, after a while the wife noticed that her husband had gone awol.
After a while she started to worry and sent him a text "WHERE r u?"
A few moments later he replied...
"Do you remember the jewellers we went into just after we first met, the one with the very expensive necklace we couldn't possible afford then but I promised that one day I would get it for you?"
Feeling more than a little emotional she replied "Yes darling, I remember it like it was yesterday xxxx"
The reply came back "Well, I'm in the pub next door"
 

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The Government’s New National Job Progression Scale

You spend -
  • Three years as a Technician In Training.
  • Then another three years as a Technician With Adequate Training.
  • You then qualify as a Technical Officer Senior Specialist Engineering Research.
  • You can then apply for promotion to management as an Assistant Regional Systems Executive.
  • And finally Senior management as an Area Regional Systems Executive - Head Of Local Enterprise. .
So in around 10 years you can go from a TIT, to a TWAT, to a TOSSER, then an ARSE and finally the company pinnacle, an ARSE-HOLE !
 
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