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Two men are playing golf when one realizes he's left his jacket at the last tee. He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back.

"What's up?" asks his mate. "Well, you see those two women at the tee. One's my wife, and she's playing with my mistress." His mate laughs and says, "No worries, I'll go get it for you." He stops halfway, comes back, looks at his mate and says "Small world."
 

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Spotted on a shop window:

MASK REQUIRED FOR ENTRY

It must cover your nose


Because not covering your nose is like putting a condom on your balls​
 
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