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Q. What's the difference between the English Cricket Team and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director doesn't lose the ashes.
 

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After Christmas I need to slim down so I went to join weightwatchers online but they insisted that I accept cookies - :rolleyes:
 

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What do conspiracy theorists and Excel have in common?
They spreadsheet.

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19...
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14

Bought a 1960s music themed advent calendar. The doors are massive.

A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam.

Watch out for the email going round offering advice on how to read maps backwards.
It’s spam.

Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging.
 
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