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My pal went to a Tattooist to have an Indian brave tattooed on his back.

Halfway through he turned and said "Don't forget to make his Tomahawk big in his hand"

The Tattooist replied "Could you please keep still, give me a chance, i have not quite finished his Turban".
 

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I was listening to an article on the Beeb the other day. They were saying that 1/3rd of the fresh water fish in the U.Ks rivers and lakes are now extinct! Amongst the list was sturgeon.

Do you think that the Scots will throw her back in?
 

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I was listening to an article on the Beeb the other day. They were saying that 1/3rd of the fresh water fish in the U.Ks rivers and lakes are now extinct! Amongst the list was sturgeon.

Do you think that the Scots will throw her back in?
Nicola Sturgeon was nicknamed 'seaweed' at University as "even the tide wouldn't take her out"
 
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