[toonmal]

 

[Davidb123]

 

[GTOldie]

 

[Jonzjob]

Did you hear the one about the dislyxic pimp who bought a warehouse ?

 

[phil866]

Did you hear the one about the dislyxic pimp who bought a warehouse ?

Two jokes for the price of one there!

 

[firefly6260]

He was equally disappointed when he got a jar of Horlicks.

 

[Jonzjob]

But better with some oval-teen?

All I ever got was "mar-might, but I won't" , but even that's better than a veggie-might init

 

[AlanHo]

 

[AlanHo]

My pal went to a Tattooist to have an Indian brave tattooed on his back.

Halfway through he turned and said "Don't forget to make his Tomahawk big in his hand"

The Tattooist replied "Could you please keep still, give me a chance, i have not quite finished his Turban".

 

[Drwho2]

When Is The Pub Open?

 

[Radiorail]

TRUMP: I want to see Biden in prison.
BIDEN: I don't know why he thinks I'd go to see him in prison.

 

[Jonzjob]

I was listening to an article on the Beeb the other day. They were saying that 1/3rd of the fresh water fish in the U.Ks rivers and lakes are now extinct! Amongst the list was sturgeon.

Do you think that the Scots will throw her back in?

 

[Davidb123]

 

[firefly6260]

I was listening to an article on the Beeb the other day. They were saying that 1/3rd of the fresh water fish in the U.Ks rivers and lakes are now extinct! Amongst the list was sturgeon.

Do you think that the Scots will throw her back in?

Nicola Sturgeon was nicknamed 'seaweed' at University as "even the tide wouldn't take her out"

 

[Drwho2]

Turns out it was a marble in the cointray

 

[Drwho2]

 

[phil866]

 

[Radiorail]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhvpUwpVkAEiTQq.jpg

 

[KevG57]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhvpUwpVkAEiTQq.jpg

Is it just me or are others like, your laughing if I'm following a link I have no idea where it will take me or what will end up on my PC,

 

[phil866]