Not exactly a joke but: "Summing up the six-day inquest, Mr Williams said it was "glaringly obvious" a grill might be deliberately or accidentally used with the door closed and this issue should have been recognised by Arcelik, Beko's parent company, which manufactured the cookers." I think some should tell them to change the name of the parent company - Arcelik!
French Covid requirement is to print off an official form & fill in reason when you go out in lockdown. Guardian report today that fines issued for these non-essential purposes:-
1. Scooter rider with "urgent blood delivery" written on topbox. Writing was in red lipstick, box actually contained cannabis, coke & cash.
2. Another guy's form said it was "to smash someone's face in".
Ok, fair enough, I suppose.
But the next ones?
3. To visit mistress, can't bear the wife.
4. Need to buy 3 lemons, essential to make the aperitif.
That's asking too much of any Frenchman, surely!!!
Just had a thought how to get around tier 2 pub opening rules...What if a crisp manufacturer made a new flavour called 'Substantial meal' ? ..Pint of Fosters with a substantial meal please serving wench