The North Yorkshire Police report finding a man's body in the River Swale,
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red suspender belt, a pink
G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'Corbyn for Prime
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Corbyn T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary