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A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mum" said the boy "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with a lot of men for money".

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true, mum?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mum, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"

"Most of them become taxi drivers" she said.

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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me

up - won't run away from - is great in bed. She got lots of
phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at
her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't
beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the house.

What’s yellow and stupid? Thick custard.

What did the hungry donkey say where it only had thistles to eat? Thistle do.

When I was a kid, my father kept snapping me with cameras. I still have flashbacks.
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