I was chopping some herbs the other day and got some in my eye. The doctor told me I would be parsley sighted from now on.
My legs have started asking me for money. The doctor told me to go to hospital they sound as if they arebroke.
Went to a terrible pub the other day called the fiddle. It was a real 'vile inn'
Ho ho ho to one and all
My legs have started asking me for money. The doctor told me to go to hospital they sound as if they arebroke.
Went to a terrible pub the other day called the fiddle. It was a real 'vile inn'
Ho ho ho to one and all