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The queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day.
An Angel meets them and tell them there's only room for 1 or them in heaven.
The Angel asks them why they think they should get in.
Dolly takes off her blouse and says these are the most perfect tits god ever created and I'm sure it will please him to see them everyday.
The Queen drinks a bottle of water, pisses into a toilet and pulls the lever and is admitted to Heaven.
Dolly is outraged and asks what was that all about.
Sorry says the Angel but even in Heaven a Royal flush beats a Pair no matter how f**ckin big they are..

Edited by: davy
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