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GREAT BARGAIN.

ROLL UP......... ROLL UP


Tell all your female friends I can get 100 tampons for a £1
....... No strings attached
....... but for a limited period ONLY !
....... A bloody good deal
 

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I once had a one2one with a Virgin
she teased me till I had an Ericsson
sucked me till my face went Orange
till I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias !
 

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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
 
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