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  1. Jokes

    Idle Chit Chat
    You need to pay more attention as I've been doing it for weeks now! They are like this every day. :D
  2. Jokes

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    Why are fish so easy to weigh? They have their own scales. I’m so addicted to honey … I keep breaking into hives. What do you call a drunk coffee? A-merry-cano. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ‘You’re...
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    “Make love to me like you have never before” she pleaded “OK” I replied as I put on my gorilla costume.
  5. Extra power torque remaps

    Kia Customer Support
    Suggest you look for the Sportage 200hp petrol turbo 1.6 litre as also fitted to the Pro_Cee'd GT between 2013-2018. But don't expect it to be economical fuel wise!
  6. Jokes

    Idle Chit Chat
    Which word in the dictionary is spelt incorrectly? Incorrectly. What sort of lamps did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights. I just rushed to my hospital to find it had been turned into a library. I had to suffer in silence. What did the cow say to its child? It’s pasture bedtime. What do...
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  8. Jokes

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    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the ‘Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is...
  9. New member 66 Reg Optima 3

    Optima 2016+
    Welcome Graham. Sorry but I'm moving your post to Optima forum.
  10. New member new Kia owner 2007 Sportage

    Introductions
    Welcome Boomish. Best place for getting any info on your car is the Sportage forum covering 2007. I've put a link here to help you get started and suggest you bookmark it for future use. :) https://www.kiaownersclub.co.uk/forums/sportage-2003-2010.29/
  11. Jokes

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    A very long depressing joke! Once when lost as a child, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him "Do you think we'll ever find them." He said “I don't know kid - there are so many places they can hide." I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out of a...
  12. New convert!

    Introductions
    Welcome Apo (sorry but name too long to type it all this early!) Please post any detailed comments or problems in the Niro forum as they will get lost here. :)
  13. Jokes

    Idle Chit Chat
    Where do you find a tortoise that has no legs? Exactly where you left it. What sounds like a sneeze and is make from paper? A tissue. How do billboards communicate with each other? Sign language. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. What stays in the corner yet can travel...
  14. Kia soul 2012

    Introductions
    Welcome Tds. Your need to say what Kia model and year it is to get a good answer. So the best place to ask is the forum that covers your car - not here in Introductions! Just go here to do that: https://www.kiaownersclub.co.uk/forums/#kia-models.5
  15. new member and new KIA Sportage

    Introductions
    Welcome jef. Best place to ask questions like this is the Sportage forum but since you don't say what year it is I'll leave it here for the moment!
  16. Hello

    Introductions
    Welcome Johnny - Enjoy the forums!
  17. Jokes

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    Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the...
  18. Picanto X-Line

    Introductions
    Welcome Topcat - but best to use the Picanto forum for questions and answers rather than here!
  19. Jokes

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    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other. ‘Does he taste funny to you?’ Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn moo-er. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket. What...
  20. New to Kia

    Introductions
    Welcome Bwcibo. Best to use the Niro forum rather than here for any questions and comments. Just use this link: https://www.kiaownersclub.co.uk/forum/70-niro/
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