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   19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket 
        lady asks "Why so many of you?"   Mick replies, "The film said 
        18 or over".


 Murphy says to Paddy   "What ya talking to 
        an envelope for?"
        "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod",
         

Brought some "rocket salad" yesterday but it 
        went off before I could eat it!.


Local police are hunting the "knitting needle 
        nutter" who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, 
        they believe the attacker could be following some kind of 
        pattern


The wife was counting all the 1 pence and 2 pence 
        coins out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and 
        started shouting and crying for no reason.  I thought to myself, 
        "She's going through the change


When I was in the pub, I heard a couple of dickheads 
        saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the 
        pilot was a woman.   What a pair of sexist twits!  I 
        mean, its not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!


A teddy bear is working on a building 
        site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick 
        has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the 
        foreman.   The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I 
        forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick 
        nicked".

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davy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Kia Moderator Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Location: Renfrewshire Status: Online Points: 2697	Post Options Post Reply Quote davy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: There's more c'mere Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 1:00pm
	19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over". Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talking to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod", Brought some "rocket salad" yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!. Local police are hunting the "knitting needle nutter" who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern The wife was counting all the 1 pence and 2 pence coins out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change When I was in the pub, I heard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist twits! I mean, its not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing! A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked".
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