The Talking Centipede

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The 
                                Talking 
                                Centipede    


A
single 
                                guy decided life would be more 
                                fun 
if
he 
                                had a pet.


So he
went to the 
                                pet store 
and
told 
                                the owner 
that
he 
                                wanted to buy an unusual 
                                pet.


After
some 
                                discussion, 
he
finally 
                                bought a talking 
                                centipede, 
(100-legged
bug), 
which
came 
                                in a little white box 
to
use 
                                as his house.


He
took the box 
                                back home, 
found
a 
                                good spot for the box, 
and
decided 
                                he would start off 
by
taking 
                                his new pet 
to
church 
                                with him.


So he
asked the 
                                centipede in the box,   
"Would
you 
                                like to go 
to
church 
                                with me today? 
We
will 
                                have a good 
                                time."


But
there 
                                was no answer 
from
his 
                                new pet.


This
bothered him a 
                                bit, 
but
he 
                                waited a few minutes 
and
then 
                                asked again,   
"How 
                                about
going 
to
church 
                                with me 
and
receive 
                                blessings?" 


But
again, 
there
was 
                                no answer 
from
his 
                                new friend and pet. 
So
he 
                                waited 
a
few 
                                minutes more, 
thinking
about 
                                the situation.


The
guy 
                                decided 
to
invite 
                                the centipede 
one
last 
                                time.


This
time 
he
put 
                                his face up against 
the
centipede's 
                                house and shouted,   
"Hey, 
                                in
there! 
Would
you 
                                like to go 
to
church 
                                with me 
and
learn 
                                about God?" 
...
YOU 
                                ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS 
                                ....... 


This
time, 
a
little 
                                voice 
came
out 
                                of the box, 
"I
heard 
                                you the first F****** time!

I'm putting 
                                my shoes on!" 

  
Edited by davy - 22 Nov 2011 at 11:41am

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davy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Kia Moderator Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Location: Renfrewshire Status: Online Points: 2697	Post Options Post Reply Quote davy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: The Talking Centipede Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 11:29am
	The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use as his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?" ... YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....... This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first F****** time! I'm putting my shoes on!" Edited by davy - 22 Nov 2011 at 11:41am
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drakey Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Location: Norfolk Status: Offline Points: 925	Post Options Post Reply Quote drakey Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 3:51pm
	Thats awfull, Funny but.....awfull.
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